LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
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#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.
# 9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.
# 8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
# 7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
# 6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
# 5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
# 4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
# 3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
# 2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
…And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
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Has anyone looked into the liberal canidate Johnson? The fact that Hillary is Hillary and Trump and Pence are fucking crazy makes me seriously believe that a third party canidate might be the United States best choice for president. The man is for total legalization of Marijuana, HELL he even admits to using himself 10 weeks ago. But Johnson said he will not use Marijuana while he’s running for president or if he’s elected because a leader should have all his faculties while serving the people.
Look at it this way. If Hillary gets the presidency we will have Clinton politics to deal with for at least 4 years. Even though she’s conformed to a lot of Bernie’s political beliefs, she still has the distrust of a lot of the country. Her political agenda just might be more self serving then for the people politics. Her honesty will always be questioned by people from both parties and she may not be respected by leaders from other countries.
Then there is Trump and Pence. Trump is a man that’s only goal has been to inspire rage, discrimination and dishonesty throughout his whole campaign. A man who made billions off of tax cuts and government bailouts. A man who almost bankrupted an entire city, Atlantic City with his casino failures. A man who divorced 2 wives after they reached a certain age simply because he has the money to buy a younger and prettier wife anytime he wants to. Finally a man who flip-flops more then a flip-flop. Donald Trump started his campaign telling everyone that he is going to build a wall on the US, Mexican border. He stated that he will make Mexico pay for this wall and then he’s going to round up and deport 11 million undocumented Mexicans and close the borders to all Muslims. Now he still claims that he’s going to build the wall, but says nothing about making Mexico pay for it and now he says that he will shut down all immigration period. He’s against free trade but has made billions in other countries himself off the suffering of slave labor in those countries. I mean how can a man stand on a stage with the one time leader of the KKK and then show pitty when 2 innocent African-American men are brutally murdered by cops.
Then you have his running mate, Mike Pence. This guy is totally against a woman’s right to choose and if it were up to him, he would reverse Row V Wade. This is a man that had towns in his state devastated by extreme tornados and flooding and still denys climate change. He is a man that actually wants to make homosexuality a criminal offence because he believes that a person can simply pray to God for guidance and they will automatically be heterosexual again. A religious extremist who has put more people in his state in jail for Marijuana use or possession then any other governor in the country. An asshole who actually took the credit for an increase in Indiana’s economy after President Obama helped bailout the RV industry in Elkhart County Indiana. A frickin Bible thumping moron who took opiates away from chronic pain suffers telling them to pray the pain away while he created a clean needle program by giving real junkies free syringes and needles to shoot up heroin and other illegal drugs.
Chippy3166. Tell us how you really feel.
It was just announced that Hillary has chosen Senator Tim Kaine as her running mate… so if she wins.. we will AGAIN have three ATTORNEYS (Pres, VP, DOJ ) running the executive & judicial system plus 43% of Congress are attorneys…(170 House/60 Senate).. their mindset is with the DOJ/DEA/FBI… and will lean toward funding whatever those agencies want/need. The former AG Holder left office under contempt of Congress.. there should have been a special prosecutor appt to go after him.. but his “buddy” Obama and his new AG Lynch… DID NOTHING.. While we may have three branches of government… when two are in collusion… that makes Congress impotent. head of FBI Comey used semantics to dance around why Hillary should not be charged. Maybe that was because Obama & Lynch told him that they would not pursue charges.. so don’t bother to bring them. Of course, Comey .. in his testimony before Congress… has given Trump so many sound bites to be used in his campaign to bring up more doubt about Hillary’s honesty. In regards to Trump and his business practices… when you are in business to make money.. you can only remain competitive and profitable if you keep up with the competition and follow the tax laws that Congress has put forth for taxpayers to follow. I don’t know any business that will pay more income taxes than they are required to pay by the 86,000 pages of the tax code. It is legal to avoid taxes – using the tax code – it is illegal to evade paying taxes. IMO.. the best person to change a system .. is one that has “worked ” the system for decades. Right now our Fed government is taking in all time record revenues and yet we continue to spend 500 billion/yr more than we take in… when interest rates return to their norm 4%-6% we are going to have a extra 500 billion/yr in interest payments. Of the 320 million people in the USA we each owe abt $60,000 as our share of the current national debt.. with 47 % of the households not paying any Fed income taxes… unless something changes we are headed to resemble Cuba, Venezuela or Greece for starters. Congress has promised so much without appropriate funding that you could confiscate all the assets of all the millionaires and billionaires and it would only cover 10% of those unfunded promises. Anyone who promises anything new/additional for FREE .. paid for by the Feds.. is just giving away our kids and grandkids money. Right now SS trust fund will go into a negative cash flow just as the last of the baby boomers start collecting and the oldest baby boomers will still have a few years of life span left to continue to collect SS & Medicare. Fiscally… we are up “shit creek” and Congress has given away our paddles
And you think Trump will be able to change all this? Trump is going to be one grumpy baby when he finds out that being President of the United States of America does not give him the power of a dictator. He too must go through congress in order to make changes, he will have to live in the White House, much smaller and not as elegant as he would like, and he will have to put up with all those secret service guys following him around. Indeed, this country has many problems, but I don’t think Trump’s personality will enjoy the work load you suggest. Perhaps we don’t have the right candidates. Americans tend to vote by personality, popularity and charisma, great for movie icons. Presidential races are like tv shows, all glorious packaging, with winning personalities, make up and with dialogues selected and edited to sell a product. I agree we have some big problems, made by us over time, Trump only wants to become President because his ego needs more attention, and I believe he has become bored, I would not be surprised if he wouldn’t leave this annoying job in a year or so. Keep helping and supporting those of us in pain, I sure don’t believe Trump would have any help for us little people who are weak and in need of people like you who speak up for us. I am sorry you felt the need to share your political beliefs. Of course you have the right to, but if you knew how many of us who read your valuable posts are going to vote against Trump, for are own solid reasoning, well politics can become so divisive, it is sad. I read your posts daily, especially about helping patient with pain, as I am one of them.
If Obama leaves his “pen and phone” behind… he can continue the “Obama dictatorship”